Virus free mother fucker. Well, it's gone from my throat at least. Other viruses I'm not so sure about. I only say this because I'm having more and more awesome unprotected sex. It's awesome only that it feels good, but it's such a dumb practice especially if you're adding multiple partners into the equation.
Speaking of other things viral... the consumerist bug is hitting me hard this week. But to be fair to myself, and alleviate some guilt, I am buying a few things because some of my stuff is breaking.
The big two: new laptop, and new phone. The laptop I don't feel too guilty about because this thing is over 10 years old and is starting to act stupid. I'm one of 4 people in the world that still burns cds, therefore a busted cd drive is a big deal to me.
The phone keeps shutting off on me which is very annoying especially if I'm trying to navigate my hits of risky unprotected sex. Phone, why are you cockblocking?
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