
Sometimes, flying feels too godlike to be attained by man. Sometimes, the world from above seems too beautiful, too wonderful, too distant for human eyes to see . . .
-Charles Lindbergh
Yea I get it... flying is amazing. But god damn I hate flying. I get sorta nauseous, a little anxious, and my butt gets sore from the seats.
Interestingly, I saw something vaguely familiar in both the Ft. Lauderdale and Austin airport: Reese's Puffs cereal. You're thinking, "Whatever tough guy. I can go to the grocery store and see Reese's cereal.... big whoop. You're a fag."
I know you're thinking that. You must be thinking, "It's impossible to know what others are thinking." Oh yea smart guy? Then how did I know you were thinking that? Touche motherfucker.
Anywho, I saw Reese's Puffs in two distinct forms.
1st: I was in the Ft. Lauderdale airport juking past carry-ons and baby carriages and foolishly carrying 2 bags whilst holding a scalding, hot dunkin donuts coffee.
And then I saw this brown tasty morsel...except it was on a old cuban woman's face in the form of a nasty ass mustache mole.
2nd: Arrived in Austin, but with no more coffee, just the two bags and a sore, achey butt. And then I saw it.... this time this chocolatey, peanut buttery morsel showed itself as a girl's ear ring. I'm assuming it was an earring, but it could've been another version of that nasty ass mustache mole.
I need some cereal.
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